If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!

If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!

No Claps plzzz...!!☺

I hate publicity....✋��.        

I m the best.
I can prove it.

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?

OK 1 more ☝

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?

Nahi..Ok OK
✌
I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...

Ab apne naam se sab ko mat 4ward Karna, Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.
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Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.��������

Acha ☝aur

Becoz of Global Warming........

Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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.
.
.
Toh
Hum kya kare?

Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya? ��������
��ye wala last

Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
..
we can save the tigers later....
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Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!
��
��ye wala final

Ghor Kalyug��

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died������Bilkul Latest ......
Sidha Hospital se  ..........
...................................................................

✋ bus ye wala last

Kareena ko ladka hua, Bilkul kaala.��
Saif ne kaha: Tu gori��, Main gora�� ladka kaise kala...��?
Kareena Replied :::
Tu Hot , Main Hot ...
Jal Gaya Saala...������.